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Oakland Basketball Blames Recent Loss On “Toilet Troubles”
Oakland University Athletics defends their players from their recent loss against Cleveland State. According to them, their student athletes had some bad chicken from Chartwell’s, leading to most of the players getting food poisoning. “At Oakland, we have The Blacktop. Cleveland almost had The Browntop,” Head Coach Greg Kampe said during the post game press…
Oakland University Praised for LGBTQ+ Positivity After Students Download Record Amount of Gay Porn
ROCHESTER, Mich. — An answer to a question you’ve never asked has been revealed. What does Oakland University’s search history look like? As part of their annual transparency report, University Technology Services (UTS) showcased a record breaking answer. Over 40% of Internet traffic at Oakland University was related to streaming, viewing, and downloading gay pornography….
SPB Casino Night will Offer Supportive Parents as Prize
Every year, the Student Program Board (SPB) pulls out all the stops for its Annual Casino Night. For the first time, SPB will offer the loving, supportive parents you never had as the grand prize. You may have been alone, but if you win big this Saturday you finally have the chance to be cared…
OU Eats Turns On Oven for First Time
ROCHESTER, Mich. — Many students have been disappointed with the food quality within the Vandenberg and Hillcrest dining halls. OU Eats has spent the time to make things right. After spending $10,000 on research to make their food more appealing, they found a glaring issue: the oven was not plugged in. “Issues with undercooked food…
The Grizzly Tales Launches; Many Disappointed
WORLD WIDE WEB — The Grizzly Tales has now been released for the Oakland University community. They have pledged to be your go to news organization to put a smile on your face. “We want to be a place where students can find the positive in news,” the editor-in-chief said. Many students have already posted…
Real Reason Behind the OU Shutdown Revealed
ROCHESTER, Mich. — Oakland University on Friday, November 21, at 10pm UST (Universal Standard Time) closed to replace “heating pipes”, however, according to anonymous sources in the administration, the reason for this shutdown is to address the guttural screams of lovecrafting horrors emanating from beneath the Oakland Center. One administrator reported “We’ve been trying to…
Miley Cyrus Asks To Be Unbanned From Meadow Brook Hall
MALIBU, Calif. — Pop star Miley Cyrus is hoping Oakland University has a change of heart after 15 years. The University allowed Cyrus to use the historic building Meadow Brook Hall for the music video for “Who Owns My Heart”. In the video, Cyrus is shown laying in Matilda Wilson’s bed, dancing on tables, and…