ROCHESTER, Mich. — The Oakland Post, who has died aged 67, was a reliable source of Oakland University student news for several generations. Watching OU transform from a Michigan State satellite campus into a vibrant, nationally renown educational institution was The Oakland Post’s greatest passion. Known for its hard hitting news like “OC expansion comes…
ROCHESTER, Mich. — The Student Activities Funding Board (SAFB) is well known on campus for financially supporting Student Organizations when they feel like it. Recently, however, the organization has found itself in hot water after many students lost the will to live while traversing the labyrinthian budget request form. Given the circumstances, the chair of…
ROCHESTER Mich. — In a recent press release, Oakland’s radio station WXOU announced a recent research initiative to discover music that is considered “good”. After lots of complaints pertaining to the station’s music taste, the station has decided to go into a new direction. WXOU’s General Manager shared that the station is very excited to…
Every year, the Student Program Board (SPB) pulls out all the stops for its Annual Casino Night. For the first time, SPB will offer the loving, supportive parents you never had as the grand prize. You may have been alone, but if you win big this Saturday you finally have the chance to be cared…
ROCHESTER, Mich. — Many students have been disappointed with the food quality within the Vandenberg and Hillcrest dining halls. OU Eats has spent the time to make things right. After spending $10,000 on research to make their food more appealing, they found a glaring issue: the oven was not plugged in. “Issues with undercooked food…
ROCHESTER, Mich. — Oakland University on Friday, November 21, at 10pm UST (Universal Standard Time) closed to replace “heating pipes”, however, according to anonymous sources in the administration, the reason for this shutdown is to address the guttural screams of lovecrafting horrors emanating from beneath the Oakland Center. One administrator reported “We’ve been trying to…
MALIBU, Calif. — Pop star Miley Cyrus is hoping Oakland University has a change of heart after 15 years. The University allowed Cyrus to use the historic building Meadow Brook Hall for the music video for “Who Owns My Heart”. In the video, Cyrus is shown laying in Matilda Wilson’s bed, dancing on tables, and…
