Oakland University Praised for LGBTQ+ Positivity After Students Download Record Amount of Gay Porn

ROCHESTER, Mich. — An answer to a question you’ve never asked has been revealed. What does Oakland University’s search history look like? As part of their annual transparency report, University Technology Services (UTS) showcased a record breaking answer. Over 40% of Internet traffic at Oakland University was related to streaming, viewing, and downloading gay pornography.

“This is a great step forward for diversity,” Oakland University’s CTO said. “I am happy to say that we welcome all kinds of Internet activity at Oakland.” We reached out to other members of UTS for comment, but strangely all of their doors were locked.

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