Grizz suspended after messaging student at 2am “U up?” on Valentine’s Day

Each year millions of Americans struggle with loneliness. Our beloved mascot shares this problem, but the administration does not care. Big Ora herself hath decreed that Grizz “stepped over the line” when he messaged a student on Valentine’s Day, but what was his crime? Chasing tail?

Oakland University is required to allow free speech, if that doesn’t include a 2am booty call, then I don’t want to be an American.

Until OU allows Grizz to both cheer us on and bang the cheer squad, we don’t have a university, we have a dictatorship.

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