PONTIAC, Mich. — On Friday night, reports spread of a student losing his virginity at The Crofoot. Aaron Lusk, a Computer Science junior made this claim shortly after the end of WXOU’s Chrome Hearts event. “The floors were pretty sticky, but this will still be an experience that sticks with me for the rest of my life,” Lusk described.
It’s common for an experience like this to be a vivid memory. Due to this, Lusk had a review on love-making in the Crofoot bathroom. “The hole in the stall could’ve been a bit wider, but overall it was good accommodation.”
However, the partner involved was nowhere to be found. “She left on an early shuttle, and I think she goes to a different school,” Lusk explained. Lusk also declined to comment on whether he knew the person’s name. This has sense lead to some skepticism among the student body.
