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Oakland Basketball Blames Recent Loss On “Toilet Troubles”

William Dunlap2 months ago1 month ago01 mins

Oakland University Athletics defends their players from their recent loss against Cleveland State. According to them, their student athletes had some bad chicken from Chartwell’s, leading to most of the players getting food poisoning. “At Oakland, we have The Blacktop. Cleveland almost had The Browntop,” Head Coach Greg Kampe said during the post game press…

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