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Grizz suspended after messaging student at 2am “U up?” on Valentine’s Day

Abby Stuart1 month ago1 month ago01 mins

Each year millions of Americans struggle with loneliness. Our beloved mascot shares this problem, but the administration does not care. Big Ora herself hath decreed that Grizz “stepped over the line” when he messaged a student on Valentine’s Day, but what was his crime? Chasing tail? Oakland University is required to allow free speech, if…

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