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Tribute to the OU Pisser

The Thermostat Guy2 months ago2 months ago01 mins

O Pisser! my Pisser! Our fearful whiz is done. The schlong has weather’d every crack, the prize we sought is won, The tort is near, the tinkle I hear, the people all exulting, While follow eyes the steady keel, the vessel grim and daring; But O Pisser! Piss! Piss! O the bleeding drops of red,…

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The Grizzly Tales is affiliated with Oakland University in the same way we are affiliated with your mom, its promising, but nothing concrete yet...Unfortunately, we still expect to be taken seriously! Not in the way you tell your parents you are taking your classes seriously, more like the way you take the World Thumb Wresting Championships seriously...clenching...aroused...awaiting every sweaty, vigorous altercation.

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