ROCHESTER, Mich. — The Student Activities Funding Board (SAFB) is well known on campus for financially supporting Student Organizations when they feel like it. Recently, however, the organization has found itself in hot water after many students lost the will to live while traversing the labyrinthian budget request form. Given the circumstances, the chair of…
Every year, the Student Program Board (SPB) pulls out all the stops for its Annual Casino Night. For the first time, SPB will offer the loving, supportive parents you never had as the grand prize. You may have been alone, but if you win big this Saturday you finally have the chance to be cared…
O Pisser! my Pisser! Our fearful whiz is done. The schlong has weather’d every crack, the prize we sought is won, The tort is near, the tinkle I hear, the people all exulting, While follow eyes the steady keel, the vessel grim and daring; But O Pisser! Piss! Piss! O the bleeding drops of red,…
